laughterkey:

starline:

polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

The laughing is pure joy

(Gif from @champagnemanagement)

decalexas:

this isn’t a particularly hot new take, but it’s pretty fucked up how women are supposed to “just give him a chance” when a guy she isn’t sexually attracted to is interested in her, meanwhile men will treat women that they find unattractive as essentially worthless! 

dinocookiecat:

mythical-bxtch:

doodlemeimpressed:

dimini:

upbeathatt:

notrichietozier:

oppa-homeless-style:

feazelbal:

hairpoofs:

queenieeegoldstein:

press f to pay respects

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

 this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play it’s not unusual

This is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

light-reflector:

cisnowflake:

You’ve gone too far this time.

Imagine explaining this…the, the, the layers of MEME

ibelievewhatsontv:

queer-google-searches:

audscratprophetlilith:

monosexualqueer:

monosexualqueer:

I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”

so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya

immediately lost two followers

I’d rather see my follower count drop than have anyone following who can’t handle the notion that TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.

You can also leave if you can’t handle that trans men are Men.

FITE ME PPL WHO DONT THINK TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN AND TRANS MEN ARE MEN

chickn-noiggets:

Imagine Your OTP

Person A, B and C: *playing some sport*

Person A: Wow, you suck at this, B.

Person B: Well, you swallow me.

Person C: Goodbye.

thatsthat24:

The Cold Friend ❄️

arandomthot:

It’s sad that so many people relate to this

adulthoodisokay:

dollsome-does-tumblr:

i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

and dudes to this day wonder why women still swoon over darcy

ororo-munroe:

disney animation meme | ¼ colors: cyan.

eltigrechico:

V i e w s       f r o m      3 0 3 8

disneymoviesanywhere:

There’s nothing like turning the page on a new story. Happy #NationalBookLoversDay.

godhatesfrankie:

mossbug:

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

7eggs:

ruby-white-rabbit:

tiredstarks:

acetonystark:

ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTHING happened to my dog earth wouldn’t even NEED the avengers I’d mcfucking d e s t r o y thanos myself because NO ONE FUCKING MESSES WITH MY DOG NOT EVEN A CRUSTY ASS RAISIN WITH A ROCK COLLECTION

Me, after watching my cat turn to dust: :)

Every single (living) Avenger, getting tf out of my way: How is she holding that many knives

Did John wick write these

cinemagifs:

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld