assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

charmspeaked:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [2/5] favourite movies: The Book Thief (2013)

One small fact: you are going to die. Despite every effort, no one lives forever. Sorry to be such a spoiler. My advice is when the time comes, don’t panic. It doesn’t seem to help.

castleoflions:

hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

ofmightyopposites:

doubleadrivel:

weliveonfiction:

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.

 (via kirkaut)

→ things you may have forgotten because of the movies/fanon


comealongraggedypond:

  • luna lovegood has dirty blonde hair (book 5, chapter 10)
  • lily potter has dark red hair (book 1, chapter 12)
  • neville longbottom has blond hair (JKR interview)
  • hermione granger has bushy hair (book 1, chapter 6)
  • james potter is tall (book 1, chapter…
janemba:

the biggest fuck you to every beyonce hate article written by a white feminist

janemba:

the biggest fuck you to every beyonce hate article written by a white feminist

Sluts for Celebrities ~ Master Post

whiskywithwater:

Basically, to keep the peace and stop people fighting over celebrities, me and my friends (Jess, Imi, Pixie, Akshi, Emilie, Zee, LexyKathryn, and Bekah) created an ever growing list of celebrities. Whoever calls dibs gets them first and so on… We wanted to immortalise the list and so we’re posting it on Tumblr (it will be updated, with additions bolded until I know everyone has seen it).

I am now referred to as List God by them (I may or may not have gone mad with power given that I was the only one to document this and start organising it in the first place).

Note: this list is JUST for me and my friends that are listed above. NOT any other tumblr user. We are only posting it here so that we can all view it whenever, wherever (it currently only resides on my phone).

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watchhowidinosaur:

knightarcana:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

kinseycoatedfury:

acuddleinbelgravia:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

Halloween is soon I need to think of a good costume along these lines

bisexuals everywhere quietly rejoice

asexuals everywhere quietly retreat

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/

“When he decides he doesn’t love you anymore, here is what you do: Move on quietly. Love yourself loudly.”

-Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

Tom Hiddleston is the latest victim to take up the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (and we’d like to thank Nathan Fillion for providing him with the opportunity).

edwardspoonhands:

Same

edwardspoonhands:

Same

carry-on-my-otp:

Thank you for waring a white t-shirt, Tom, and thank you for nominating Benedict Cumberbatch and Luke Evans

theghostoflove
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